Category: <span>Humor</span>

xocaiThis semester I am taking a class on Branding and Identity. Although not very far into the head space, I’ve had some exposure to Brand beyond just logo and hey, I have half a brain on me.

That is why last night didn’t work.

As a favor for a friend, Mandy (a friend of ours) hosted a ‘healthy chocolate’ party for a product called Xocai.

I am quite naturally a big cynic, so like every old sales party, I sit through it for laughs and free samples and never buy a thing. They make me edgy but are rather amusing at the same time.

The Xoçai logo speaks of energy and probably runs on par with something like Powerade. I don’t particularly like the logo, it’s too slasher or samauri sword and you cannot pronounce the product name…

But then comes the antonym of marketing. Xoçai – an angry, energetic power logo is being marketed tuperware style with the swishy happiness of sharing the chocolate we all love.

I don’t eat chocolate for energy. I eat it because it feels good, is comfort food and it goes exceptionally well with coffee.

Xoçai is non-guilty healthy chocolate, there isn’t a problem with that – but their sales pitch attempts to plug the chocolate of enjoyment while their logo simultaneously demands that you eat it on the run, just doesn’t work.

So if brand encompasses logo, lifestyle, marketing and generally the whole package, then Xoçai doesn’t really cut it. The fault here lies with a lack of collaboration between, design, marketing and business strategy.

…it doesn’t really taste very good anyway.

Design Humor Life Uni

book9Mike Hogan and David Crowder’s book Everybody wants to go to Heaven but nobody wants to die was a lovely surprise. I found it randomly one day on sale (so bought it)- didn’t even know the man had written a book or two despite loving his music for quite a while.

It is a really interesting and honest look at death and grieving and place of the soul in current culture. Although personally having minimal actual musical interest, the speckled lot of bluegrass history added value to the theme and as history tends to be, was actually quite interesting.

I loved the book for it’s Pratchett style footnotes and humor – it’s candidity, and the beautiful sections of prose interspersed through the bulk of the text. It was a relatively easy read once I got used the unusual format and the small sections made it great for that ‘last few minutes before bed’ thing. The combo of personal story, theory, history, prose, IM thoughts and general wikipedia fun was really good mix for me personally, and I would go back and tackle it again sometime to probably get a lot more from it.

Besides all of the thumbs ups for what’s inside, if you don’t care and just want to judge it by it’s cover, by all means, go ahead. I reckon the cover is pretty fun itself.

Books Christianity Culture Humor

If you do nothing else today, watch this video (link via theLongbrake). I was sucked in by the ‘Auki – Solomon Islands’ tag in the preview as I lived over there for a few years. But just wow. I nearly cried watching this, it’s so fantastic.


Where the Hell is Matt? (2008) from Matthew Harding on Vimeo.

Blogging Humor Solomon Islands

1865Taste.com is a fine website.

I made this tonight. I used fetta not goats cheese and added some rosemary. I love the tail end of Thursdays, it’s a lazy evening. Geoff is at tennis, I can steal his Ipod, sometimes there’s good stuff on TV, sometimes just crap. I might admit to watching Friends and Two and a Half Men at times.

Today I re-started The Shack and have finally gotten into it, it seems I had come short a few pages prior and it suddenly got exciting. I still think the writing feels awkward and isn’t up to really decent fiction, but I am willing to persist because I’ve heard good/interesting things.

I finally received some uni marks back today; I did reasonably on my sustainability essay – not brilliantly – namely because I was short on examples, and I did pretty wonderfully on my web (If I might say so… it’s the best mark I’ve gotten for quite a while so I’m going to brag), my tutor told me that if I wasn’t already married he would marry me, nice nerd-girls must be in short supply. I’m really quite happy with Geoff!

Cooking Humor Life Uni

“Can I have a latte please?”

“That’s a very ostentatious jacket

“(Laughs slightly) Yeah, I got it from an opshop yesterday, for $15 bucks”

“People always want to say what a bargain they got, any sugar?”

“One please”

I go and sit down on the couch in the corner and start devouring Instant Graphics before my friend Jess arrives.

“Oh, you wanted to have it here, not take-away, I’ll let you put your own sugar in”

(Okay…)

Then he gives me a funny look.

“Did I have a weird conversation with you the other day?”

“Uh, no?”

“It must have been someone else…”

“I have um, lots of friends that come here.” (Me trying to sound helpful but actually sounding kind of stupid)

So I have my ripper latte and dig into the book, Jess arrives 20mins later and I get a hot-chocolate, (Thick as Chocolate pudding – so good but really rich – I don’t usually do hot chocolate, but their coffee is wham to the soul so you only really need one).

Later that evening I’m at my parents place for dinner and happen to mention that my jacket got called ostentatious and somehow mention that the guy thought he knew me.

Then Laura pipes up with, “Oh I have weird conversations with him all the time, his name is Caspian”

….ostentatious.

I can’t believe that I forgot I was a twin! I guess I usually bank on the fact that we’re not that alike.

Coffee Humor Life